Author Facts: Name: Lawrence Kelter Home Town: Brooklyn, New York Current Address: Woodbury, New York Age/Date of Birth: You figure it out. Marital Status: Happily married. Pets: Thunder, my handsome black lab. Children: Two great kids--names withheld to protect the innocent. Sense of Humor: You be the judge. Sex: Yes, please (Credit to Mike Myers, but too good to pass up). Height: 6’ 3” Weight: Don’t get Pushy. Hair: Yes, still. Fortunately my father had good genes. Oh, and it’s brown. Eyes: Two (Okay, they’re green). Alma Mater: Brooklyn College, C.U.N.Y. $42 per semester registration fee, no tuition--beat that! Favorite TV Shows: South Park, Pimp My Ride, Two & a Half Men, The Simpsons, Family Guy (All high quality, intellectual entertainment), Criminal Minds, SVU, or is it SUV—I can never remember. Grey’s Anatomy, Man Vs. Wild, Big Bang Theory. Favorite Movies: My Cousin Vinny, Goldfinger, The Silence of The Lambs, anything by Martin Scorseses. Favorite Music: Cream, Derek & The Dominos—yes, Clapton is God, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Tom Petty, Sheryl Crow, John Mayer, Derek Trucks Band, Rolling Stones, Aerosmith. A musical renaissance took place in the sixties and seventies, changing the world forever. It just never got any better. Favorite Books: The Gold Coast, Red Dragon (in my humble opinion superior to The Silence of The Lambs), Dracula, No Second Chance, The Winner. I could go on for ever, but those are the top five. Favorite Comedians: Lewis Black, Robin Williams, Jon Stewart, Dennis Miller. Favorite Thing in the Whole World To Eat: A warm and gooey chocolate chunk cookie, fresh out of the oven. Favorite Quote: "Before God we are all equally wise, and equally foolish." --Albert Einstein Successes I Don't Understand: Bob Saget, Owen Wilson, Letterman, Carrot Top, rap music, hummus, Borat, Carson Daly, Jimmy Kimmel (Didn't you think Adam Corolla was the funny one?), Anne Heche. I'll keep adding to this one as I think of them Who's on your list? Things I will never do: Sky diving, vertical rock climbing, bungee jumping, spelonking, alligator wrestling, snake charming. What else would you like to know? Write to me at: larrykelter@aol.com. |
